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hada
wahed lmo3alim soel talamid dyalo:achno howa lhayawane li
ma3andoch l3amod lfi9ari?whowa yna9az wahed mzelej wgalih:zarmeta!!!
whowa
ygolih lmo3alim hassan jidane, wydor ftalamid lmojtahidine galihom
lkassol
kayjaweb wntoma walo? w3awed lihom nafss soaal wgalihom 3tewni hayawane
akhor
ma3andoch l3amod lfi9ari? whowa yna9az dik lkassol nite whoha ygolih:
zarmeta
wehda khra
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hadou
wahd 2 d rjal wa7d za7af wahd 3war mchay ya7aydo la3nab w
homa yataf9o 3la chkon yatla3 yzawal la3nab w chkon yab9a lta7t bach
chad
la3nab zawlo l 3an9od lawal zwin w tani wa3ar wahd la7da la3war gal l
za7af wach namchiw " nta9 za7af galih balati wahd la7da za7af w howa
yte7
ma ja ri f la7jar dyal la3war w galih la3war zid chi wahd b7al hada w
hbat hahahahahahha
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hda wahd barkani mrad ou mcha l tbib ou 3tah dwa ou chrbo kbal lwakt
ou zad mrad ou rja3 3nd tbib kalo rani chrabt dwa kbal l wakt mnin kalo
tbib
3la kalo bach nfaje l micropat
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hadou
wahad 3 dbrakna bgaw ytkayfo jwanat mchaw ldar malkawch labrika
sardo wahad yjiblhom lbrika mcha malkahach rja3 galihom malkithach
galolo
almkalakh jib lawkid mcha wrja3 galihom malkitch lawkid wahad nta9
galihom had
lila ma3adich natkayfo galhom tfiw dak cham3a wdouzou tna3sou
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wahed
l'boulici l'ka wahed rajel sakran maa 12 dial lille ou kal lihe
"jbed la carte" ouhouwa y'jawbou sakrane kalihe "méditel
oulla tissalat?"
gualih l'boulici "katfella aaliya" ou b'da l'boulici kayedreb fihe
yedreb fihe
yedreb fihe h'ta s'khef ou kal lihe "iwa ki jatek had taabi'ae =
recharge?"
gualih sacrane "hamdoullah machi m'doubla"hahahahah
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ouhad
nsrani ouhad lihoudi ouhad meslem m3achrine fouhd lmdina hit
khaddamine ouahd nhar chraou ouah lfrouj bach yaklouh nhar lahad lakine
lihoudi
gal lnsrani khasna indirou ouad la3ba bach mayakoulch m3ana lmslem
nsrani galih
hchouma rah khallas hakou lihoudi galih machi chroulk nta ghadi tgoulih
li
goultlik melli ja lmslem galou lih rah maghadi naklou djaja hta lghadda
galihoum 3lach galou lih tafkna 3la hakka ioua mskine ma3andou maydir
galihoum
oukha fi sbah fakou oulihoudi fayak lakhrine mli guelsou gal lihoudi
ana n3aste
oujani saydna moussa ou tala3ni lseb3a samaouat ou nazzalni ou galia
n'ta takoul
djaja ou nasrani gal n3ast ou jani saydna aissa nazzalni leseb3a aradi
outala3ni
ou gali nta takoul djaji ouhia tgoul tik fras lemslem iwa galihoum ana
kbal
man3as jani nabi sala allah ou3alih oua sallam galiya noud takoul djaja
daba
nkez lihoudi galih hiya kleteha galihoum ana ma brit nghderkoum jit
3andak
alihoudi oulkitak dak saidna moussa oumchit 3and nasrarani likoutou dah
saidna
aissa ioua klit djaja bouhdi
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hada
wahad kan kaysali wa kta3ha mouda twila. wa mali rja3 yasali mcha
ljama3 wa lkahom kaysaliw salat aljanaza wa mali salaw dar fi sahbo wa
galih
wache badlo sala? hahahaha. :-(
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hada
wahad lmicanic kayabghi wahad lbant wa kaygoul liha ya lmoutour
dgalbi wa ya swuiglasse d3aynia mnine kanchoufak kandimari lol :D
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hada wahad msahab ma3a wahad lbant kayatlaka ma3aha mali tabghi tadi
lkhobz lfaran wahad nhar dial jam3a bka kayatsanaha en face dial lbab
wa hia
tal jadaha wa galt lih sir awlidi rahna liyouma dayrin kasksou .
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hada
wa7ed wld kasouuuuuuuul douwez mti7hane bouhdou f 9issem ja howa
tanii.....lol .
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hada
wahad mrid b nisyane wa mcha 3and tbib . galo tbib ache kaydarak
galo ana kansa wa galo tbib khalasni ana aba3da . hahahahaha
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hada
wahide chera mercides lakheraniya iwa bekha ijarebeha fe teri9
rajel 3ela sebah chebar teri9 deyal casa iwa kesira 3ela tonobil
weselet hetan
200 9atelo tonobil ina sore3a ta9etol zade setam weselet 250 9atelo
tonobil
ine9is sore3a asore3ato ta9etol zad setam weselet ne 320 jat tonobil
9aletelo
yemeken tenezeni hena .
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hada
wahad bazkat lo hmama fouk raso wa howa igoule alhamdolilah mali
labgar ma 3ando janhine .
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hada
wa7hd rajel kan ghadi l9a 20dh ta7te tonobile ma9darch ihezha
9ale an dkhoule l9ahwa nt9ahwa m3a rassi hi iji moul tonobile i
7hayedha men
hna ou nhazz 20dh nkhaless biha l9ahwa ...safi mcha t9ahwa hi ja moul
tonobil
7hayed tonobiltou ou nite koulchi l9ahwa tla7hete 3la dik 20dh 7hite
koulchi
kan m9ahwi biha
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hada
wahd mcha yakhtab wahde al bent kallou baha raha atkra mcha dra
chi dwigha w ghgaaa maa 6h wkalou wache jat hahahahahahahahaha
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hada wa7d lweld bah labas 3lih!khrej lederb ou howa yel9a drari
del7ouma kolhoum kaytert9ou felminat"lmish"ou howa yerja3 3and
bah,9alou BAAA
3tini nechri 7eta ana lmish,ou howa ye3tiha 10dh,mcha lweld 3and
elba9al,galih
3tini 3afak lkbira ma 3andek,shi we7da dyal 10dh,ja lbe9al galou....zid
derhem
ou khoud LBOUTA SRRIRA :D
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f
sbitar l7ma9 3tawom bra o wer9a o tenber wahd fihoum kteb l 3onwan o
lesse9 tenber o sed l bra , galo hada dar 3e9lo jaw ichoufo l9aw l bra
khawya
galo lih 3lach maktebti fiha walo galihoum mkhassem m3a mmo
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gallik
hada wahd tay nssa bzzaf mcha idir sport f wahd l ghaba o tehna
wahd chwiya nad o houwa igoul sami3a allah man hamidah
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hada
wahid mcha yedrab téléphone oda m3ah
lhrawa..hahahaha
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hada
wa7d lmikanicien chra namoussia o hoa yan3as ta7t menha
hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
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hada
wahd dhaich galss hda omo ou howa yassaolha 9aliha imta ghadi
nuili hmar ou omo darbeto bi wahd rekla ghatlit 3lah daba nta ghzal
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hada
wahed dkhal so9 raso tlef
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wahad arrajl tjawaj bjouj 3yalat .wahda charfa wahda sghira. fach
kaymchi 3and charfa kathayd lih ch3ar lkhel bach iban balha.fach
kaymchi 3and
sghira kathayad lih ch3ar lbiyad bach iban bhalha . houwa iwalli
9ra3.hihihihi!!!
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hada
wahed fessehra kherjatlou 7ayya. Bach 3adi idrebha?....3adi
idrebha bjerya!!
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hada
oihd dari tab3e oihde la 3erobia oumabghatch tahdar m3ah hoi
igoulih 3tini al msn dialk galtlih 3adna ghi al vcd
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wahed
rajel jab marto serdine ;9aletlih ach had serdine khanez o
ghaliha howa wach ti 3ayma ghado
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lhmar
tlaka lghzala howa ygoul liha sbah lkhir al ghzala galt lih sbah
lkhir al hmar galiha omalna 3la tkhsar lhadra sbah hada
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hado
wahad 2 lakrouda kawasine wahade 3andou zhare wawahade ma3andouch
kol nehare timchiw fouke wahade chajra waybkaw hadyine wahade rajal
tisayade
hadak rajal matisayade walo dima haka haltou wahad nhare tla3 lihe dam
kal
kifach ana dima mamsayadch dar hdahe malka 3i hadouke lakrouda fi
chajra macha
lachajra za3za3ha maziane wahowa ytihe lkarde li ma3ando zhare wa3tahe
katla
dial la3sa ja 3awtani rada mnin masayadch za3za3 chajra watahe 3i
lkarde li
ma3ando zhare klaha wahowa ykol lkarde daba kifach ana dima tantihe had
lma3a
khasni nchad maziane fi chajra ja rajal mnin masaydch mcha lchajra mnine
zarzarha tahe lkore wahowa ykol lihe rajale sire nta rake chaba3ti rssa
hta
yahbate hade walde lahrame
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hada
ouahd lwahed tebi3 lban faoq lhmar ou lhmar tehdar ou moul lhmar
tla3 lwahd l3imara l hmar ou howa ymchi 3and wahd l boulici 9alih chof
had
moulaya makarfess 3lia tkleme m3ah y haol 3lia l boulici ou howa y 9ol
lhomar
nta tatklem tkelme m3ah lhmar ou howa yedor fi lboulici 9alih bghit
moulia
yeghol lia ghaot lban
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hada wa7ad arajal mra mratou fi la voiture machin fi la rue w howa
ya7ra9 adou la7mar donc chadou al policie w galou hra9ti adou galih la
jamais w
lpolicie sawal mrat arajal li mrah fi la voiture galiha wach 7ra9 adou
galt lih
oui w houwa ygoul lih alpolicie baraka 3lik raa had la brosie li randak
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hada
wa7ed mol r4 machi f l'autoroute b 60 ohowa idouz mn 7dah wahd
mol BM B 260.MOL bm dar accident dawh l hopital l9a mol r4 na3s 7dah
ohowa idor
9allo ach kaddir nta hna o howa ijawbo mol r4 d3atak l llah.dazti mn
7daya bdik
essor3a lkbira jabli llah bhalli ana wa9f o7allit lbab o nzalt !!!!!!ha
ha ha
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hado.wahed
3 dyal skairia radyane ftomobile msafrine.tqada lihome
l'essence.dazo lstation idiro l'essence .wahed manhome gal lmoule
lbomba haka
20dh dir lya l'essence galih moule lbomba .fine radyene?galihe radyane
lwazzane.galihome moule lbomba maratqedkomche 20dh manahna hta lwazane.
nad
wahed manhom sakrane;galih hna gama radi nwaslo hta lwazane,hna
rantqalbo 3ala
bo3de 1km
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hada
wahed chafar mcha ysre9 wahed lvilla whowa yhaslou molaha whowa
ygolo khtar bine 2 hwayej yalhabs yatsbegh lvilla bchita diyal snane
whowa
ysbaghha sala mcha 3and sahbou whowa ygolou 3andilik wahed lvilla raha
3amra
ana 3yity mansre9 whowa yna3atou fine kayna lvilla whowa ygolou sir lah
yjibek
3la khir hadik raha tl3at 3la ydi blmartoub wbelm3al9a.
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had
wahed l9azam bghayntaher whowa yna9az mentrautoir
128)
hamid mer
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hada
wahed rajel;mcha 3ande tbibe;galihe tbibe malek galihe rajel
tansa bzafe omatan3klche 3lalqridi li tanslafe ktablihe tbibe
l'ordonance.mcha
rajel lpharmarcien.galihome 3tiwni dwa hada li flwarqa moule lfarmacien
galih
had dwa ma3andnache rah 3ande moul lmaktaba li hdana ..galih rajel
3lache galih
lpharmacien hite tbibe kharaje like carnet w stylo
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mli,kharjate,lmodawana jdida,wahed rajel mcha lmahkama 3ande lqadi
dyal zwaje galihe asidi ana bari ntzawaje walakine raha baqa srira
3andha
15sana,galih lqadi la la asidi lbante baqa srira bzafe ohada
mamnou3,felqanoune,..galihe rajel mabritich daba lmohime rah fel3chia
ra 3andna
l3arsse marhbabike ila briti tji
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wa7d la3roubi 3ad da5al eddo"electricite" ldaro.mli ja 3ando wa7d dayf
9alo wach n3amar lik atay olla ncha3al lik eddo!!!!!!
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hada
wa7d l9ra3 tl3atlo denia frras ohiya tzla9*******o hada wahed
bgha ysaket motor ohowa yjib lo lahhaya*****ola5or ta7t lo fikra frras
o hiya
tfal9o.******o 2 mchaw l7ammam wa7d 3am o wa7d 3amayn
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hada
wahed l9a wahed a5or bgha ynta7er.9alo 3lach baghi tnta7er.galo
tygolo lia nta 7mar mkala5.galih ghadi nsawlak 3 as'ila ila jawbti ghir
3la 1
raghir kaykadbo 3lik.1 ach hiya lhaja li b7al ismha b7al lounha.walo
lmkala5
ma3rafch.galo bayda.soual 2 achni homa 2 7wayj bhal smithom b7al
lounhom.walo
tani ma3rafch.galo 2 baydat.galo soual l a5ir achno howa l 7ayawan li
kaykoun
ta7t tabla o kaygoul miaou.howa ygoulo 3 dl baydat.o howa ygoulo sir
sir ghir
nta7er. makadbouch
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daba
hada wahd lkadi 9al lmoutaham: 3lach magoultilich annaka kounti
flhabss nhar wouk3at al garima
9al lih lmoutaham:bach mattakhoudch 3lya nedra khayba
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hada
wahad al car machi l3robiya w hiya tfachlo rwida f wahad lblad
dyal lfouul nass kolhom nazlo b daw y9assiw iwa fach selho rwida kolchi
tla3
makaybe n3am asidi ri lhza9 chifor dak maskin kharraj rasso man serjam
yatnaffass w howa ysawlo wahad arjal gallo fin machi had al car gallih
machi
yakhra hhhhh
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hada
wahed berkani men barkan chra sbat kbir 3lih howa yahtarmo hhhhhh
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hada
wahed rajel bra iseket motor diyalo howa yechri lih danone
hhhhhh
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hada wahed nemla tla9at wahed sra9 zit f sbitar 'hopitale'f urgence
bjoujhom hala mosta3jala sra9 zit gal nemla malek a khti ? galet lih
Fletox a
khouya howa sbabi , mnin swalat nemla sra9 zit malo howa chno daro ?
gal liha
sendala a khti hhhhhhhh
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Un
enfant demande à son papa : " explique moi ce qu'est la
politique
Le
papa répond : " C'est très simple. Je vais te
donner un exemple : notre
famille. C'est moi qui rapporte l'argent, je suis donc le capitaliste.
Ta maman
gère cet argent, elle est donc le gouvernement. Grand
père vérifie si tout
se passe bien : il est donc le parlement. La bonne est la classe
ouvrière.
Nous n'avons qu'un seul but : ton bien être, tu es donc le
peuple. Ton petit
frère encore dans le berceau nous dirons qu'il est l'avenir.
La
nuit, il entend son petit frère qui pleure. Il se
lève et va voir. En
fait, le petit frère a fait caca dans son lange ! Que faire,
il va dans la
chambre de ses parents et s'aperçoit que la maman est seule
au lit et dort.
Ne
voulant pas la réveiller, il va à la chambre de
la bonne et là il trouve son
papa dans le lit de la jeune fille. Il voit le grand-père
qui regarde par la
fenêtre. Ayant peur, il va se recoucher et s'endort. Le
lendemain le papa
demande :
"
alors mon fils tu as réfléchi et compris ? "
Le
garçon répond : " oui ! Le capitalisme profite de
la classe ouvrière
pendant que le parlement regarde et le gouvernement dort. On se fout de
ce que
pense le peuple et, l'avenir est dans la merde.
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hada
wahed deri mkelekh mezyan dima kay3asseb mo3alim diyalo wahed
nehar 9alih jib bak ja bah 9alih assidi weldek rah mkelekh chof ach dir
me3ah
9alih ana weldi mamkelekhch 9alih lmo3alim ana ranwarik howa y3ayet
lderi o
9alih sir chofni wachkayn fi 9a3a 2 mecha tilmid kay9aleb mal9ahech howa
yerja3 9alih mal9itekch fi 9a3a 2 howa y9ol mo3alim le bah iwa chefti
weldek
9alih bah 3elach alhemar ma9alebtich fi 9a3a 2 o 3 o 4
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hada
wahd rajel bakhil kharj howa wmratou kaydourou wmratou chafte
wahd lksswa 3jbatha whia tgoul lrajelha 3jbatni had lksswa lli
flvitrina galiha
bssah galtlih ah howa ygouliha wakha kola nhar njibk tchofiha
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hadoma
wahed joj drari t3atlo 3la lmedrasa. 9lhom lmo3lem fin konto.
9alou wahid tahitli dirham we konte kantssara 3liha. we 9al lssahbo fin
konti
9aloo konte dayer rejli 3liha.
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hada
wahed dari gal lbah chelh "aba 3tini 5 dh ndreb dwira ana wshabi"
bah galih "hak 1dh wsir nichane".
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hada
wahed lma3gaz tzewej mra hamla.
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hadoma wahed joj drari t3atlo 3la lmedrasa. 9lhom lmo3lem fin konto.
9alou wahid tahitli dirham we konte kantssara 3liha. we 9al lssahbo fin
konti
9aloo konte dayer rejli 3liha.
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wa7ad
reneaut4 kanet rada bi 100km/h doublatha wahad bmw za3z3atha
moul bmw dar ksida fa9 fi sbitar lga hdah moul r4 galih malek ana kant
kan jari
et toi gal lih mnin dazti men hdaya s7abte rasi wa9af wana nzal
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hada
wa7de l mouwaddaf 3la 9de l7ale chra tomobile jdida 7tta hia 3la
9de l 7ale b7Ale logane hadik tomobile lli khrjate jdida ou daba hade l
mouwaddaf mklkhe wa7de nhare 7bsou wa7de l boulissi ou houwa i9ol lih
3ndk
4wayde mzianine ba9ine jdade 9allih l mouwaddaf yah a sidi 9allih
lboulissi l
koussane 3nde mziane ssaloune 3ndk wa3re 9al lih lakhou4 yah a sidi ou
daba dak
l mouwaddaf ma3arfche ana lboulissi bghah bache idwre m3ah 7ite dak l
mouwaddae
mkllakhe 9al lih 3awtani l motore 3ndk mziane ba9i jdide makaytsma3che
ou dak l
mouwaddaf mabghache yafhame rassou 9allih l boulissi 3Awttani 3ndak l
kassetate
gal lih yah assidi 9al lih 3ndak ch3bi >>9al lih ah a
ssidihia lwla fache
dare lih lmouwaddaf cha3bi b9a lboulissi kaychta7 ou 9allih 3l9 l khouk
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hada
wahd tjawaj gawrya charfa wjaw lmaghrib wkaydoro f chariè
wchwya
hya tih ftrotoire whowa ygolo wahd khana hoz hoz assahbi lwrak dyalak
taho
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hada
wahad lma3gaz, mcha lpissri, galih; kayen lhalib, galih la, ohowa
yamchi 3and pissri khor galih onta
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hada
wa7ed 9sir bazzaf dayer penis parasole
w mraya7 fo9 tretoire w tayl3ab b rajlih
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hada
wa7ed chra stylo khdar w howa ytaybo.
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hada wahad akhor kayansa daghiya kana ghadi fazanka bgha bach yachaal
garou dar malbard houwa ykamal fdik trik
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hada
wahad kayanssa daghiya mcha lpisri galou atini stilo gallih
lakhour kidayar galou labass
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hada
wahed chelh dar snane diyal dhab whowa ysad 3lihom bla9fel
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hada
wahed siyed mcha ydreb telephone whowa yb9a fih
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hada
joj drari kano ghadyen fchari3 wahed dar wahed villa.
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Hado
joj mchaw labhar wahed 3am wahed 3amayen.
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had
wahed rajel bgha yahlab lbagra.mani nzal darbatou brajlieha liemna
howa ijorha o rbatha m3a chajra,mani nzal darbato b lissra howa ijorha
o rbatha
m3a chajra lokhra,howa yanzale o sarfkato b zantiet,howa ichedo jaro
lfouk bach
i3alko m3a l3arch dyal chajra,mani jarou tah lieh sarwalou,fhadiek
lahda dokhlat
martou,howa igoul wakha nahlaf liek bach mahlaft bja bghiet ghir nhlabha
maghadiech tsadkieni
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